Subject: FW: 3 Minute Management Course
> Lesson One:
>
> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
> the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
>
> The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
> the eagle and rested.
>
> All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it
>
> Management Lesson:
>
> To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
>
> Lesson Two:
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
> top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "
> They're packed with nutrients."
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
> strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
> eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
>
> Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
> the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the
> tree.
>
> Management Lesson:
>
> Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
>
>
> Lesson Three:
>
> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
> froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
>
> While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As
> the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
> warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm
> and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>
> A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
> the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
> promptly dug him out and ate him.
>
> Management Lesson:
>
> (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
> (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend..
> (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
>
> This ends the three minute management course.
>
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