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I Used To Be A Normal Person – Political Humor

June 14, 2020 by  
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I Used To Be A Normal Person

As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me “Privileged”, a racist & responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself.

I went to High School, got a degree, got in some college & have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged”.

I am heterosexual, which according to “gay” folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of the “vast NRA gun lobby”

I am older than 60, making me a useless eater who doesn’t understand Facebook, Instagram, or Snapchat.

I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the “mainstream” media tells me, which makes me a “Right-wing conspiracy nut”.

I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.

I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort – not freedom of outcome or subsidies which makes me a borderline sociopath.

I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem – so I must be a racist.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!

Funny – it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years! If all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I don’t even know which restroom to use, and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY!

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UPA Report 9.9.18 Nike takes sides in the battle for America and widow of fallen officer responds.

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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Stay strong and stop spending your money with your adversaries.

Bill making it easier to deport criminals passes House
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bill-making-it-easier-deport-criminals-passes-house-n907701

WIDOW OF FALLEN OFFICER Writes Incredible Letter To Nike: “I want to have a conversation about this hat.”
https://100percentfedup.com/widow-of-fallen-officer-writes-incredible-letter-to-nike-i-want-to-have-a-conversation-about-this-hat/

TRUMP – DC – SUPREME COURT

Trump says he could use the MILITARY to build his wall if Congress won’t fund it through Homeland Security’s budget – and he won’t rule out another government shutdown to get his way
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6144837/Trump-says-use-MILITARY-build-wall-Congress-wont-fund-DHS.html

Woman Sitting Behind Kavanaugh Trolls the Left at Hearing with Another Cryptic Sign
https://www.westernjournal.com/ct/woman-sitting-behind-kavanaugh-trolls-left-hearing-another-cryptic-sign/

11 min 50 sec

Sen. Ben Sasse unloads on Congress at Kavanaugh hearing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJK2JveCAbI

A Gathering of Jackasses – Humorous pictures of the left.
https://patriotpost.us/humor/58011-a-gathering-of-jackasses

Why Young Men of Color Are Joining White-Supremacist Groups
Patriot Prayer’s leader is half-Japanese. Black and brown faces march with the Proud Boys. Is the future of hate multicultural?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-young-men-of-color-are-joining-white-supremacist-groups

BORDER SECURITY &  IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT

Arizona Border Cams Capture 25 Straight Minutes of Aliens Crossing Border Illegally
A rancher on the Arizona border provided the Daily Caller with video footage from his hidden cameras planted around his land. Most of the footage you are about to see is from 2018.
https://freedomoutpost.com/arizona-border-cams-capture-25-straight-minutes-of-aliens-crossing-border-illegally/

Assaults on ICE, Border Patrol surge as illegal immigrants get more violent
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/sep/7/assaults-ice-border-patrol-surge/

ENFORCEMENT AND REMOVAL

ICE arrests 364 criminal aliens and immigration violators in 30-day enforcement surge in 6 Midwestern states
08/29/2018
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-arrests-364-criminal-aliens-and-immigration-violators-30-day-enforcement-surge-6

ISLAM IN AMERICA – UNDERSTANDING THE THREAT

U.S. Generals Refuse to Identify Islam as the Threat = Another Dead Soldier
Do our generals know that many of their muslim “advisors” adhere to sharia which obliges them to lie to non-muslims?  Should our generals know this?
https://www.understandingthethreat.com/us-generals-refuse/

Jihadi Training Camps Have Been in America for 40 Years
September 4, 2018
In 1991, Colorado officials were forced to put a task force together to raid a Jamaat al Fuqra terrorist camp in Buena Vista (CO) because the FBI refused to get involved.
When the compound and other locations were raided, officials found weapons, explosives, assassination lists, and evidence that military installations in Colorado and Wyoming were under pre-attack surveillance.
https://www.understandingthethreat.com/jihadi-camps-in-america/

MUST READ REPEATS EVERY WEEK

The Diminishing Choices for Americans
Local towns and counties must: get your police trained about the Islamic threat
Get key local leaders trained about the Islamic threat
Create a cadre of local activists who can train others (UTT’s Train the Trainer program)
Think and plan in reality.  This war is coming.  Don’t fear it.  Prepare for victory.
https://www.understandingthethreat.com/diminishing-choices/

FBI Arrests Five New Mexico Compound Suspects Days After Multiple Charges Were Dropped
Matt Richardson, Fox News, September 1, 2018
The FBI announced Friday that it had arrested all five New Mexico compound suspects, days after multiple charges were dropped. The suspects were now being charged with violating federal firearms and conspiracy laws.
https://www.infowars.com/fbi-arrests-five-new-mexico-compound-suspects-days-after-multiple-charges-were-dropped/ 

ISLAM AND ELECTIONS

Boston Primary Upset Shocker: Dem Candidate Held Event With Nation of Islam Members Outside Jihad Mosque #BostonBombing
https://freedomoutpost.com/boston-primary-upset-shocker-dem-candidate-held-event-with-nation-of-islam-members-outside-jihad-mosque-bostonbombing/

Michigan Democrat: Hamas Legitimate – Israel  Is The AggressorWhat is shameful about this is that Garlin ilchrist’s views are mainstream in the Democrat Party today.
https://freedomoutpost.com/michigan-democrat-hamas-legitimate-israel-is-the-aggressor/

Hawaii: Muslim in U.S. army pleads guilty, admits supporting Islamic State
https://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2018/09/04/hawaii-muslim-guilty-isis/

Minnesota: Somali cop raised red flags with trainers, psychiatrists before killing unarmed woman
https://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2018/09/07/noor-raised-red-flags-with-trainers

Dearborn: ‘Beloved’ Fordson High School teacher on leave after obscene video leak
https://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2018/09/07/dearborn-beloved-fordson-high-school-teacher-on-leave-after-obscene-video-leak/

Philadelphia: A dozen passengers on 2 American Airlines planes quarantined after pilgrimage to Mecca
https://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2018/09/08/3rd-flight-hajj-mecca-quarantined/

MORE

One of the greatest MSM beatdowns in history!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1036776620588191749

Chris Farrell: Bruce Ohr is the Linchpin of the Steel Dossier Controversy
https://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/in-the-news/chris-farrell-bruce-ohr-is-the-linchpin-of-the-steel-dossier-controversy/

Judicial Watch Victory: Judge Orders Army to Reconsider Granting Purple Heart to Sgt. Joshua Berry for Injuries Sustained in 2009 Fort Hood Terror Attack

Portland’s Mayor implemented dangerously restrictive police procedures that ordered officers to ignore calls for help from federal law enforcement personnel under attack.
https://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2018/08/portland-mayor-denies-assistance-to-ice-violates-citys-equal-protection-policy/

Judicial Watch: Justice Department Discloses No FISA Court Hearings Held on Carter Page Warrants
https://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-justice-department-discloses-no-fisa-court-hearings-held-on-carter-page-warrants/?

ACTIONS AGAINST THE RIGHT

Twitter Promotes Verified Hate, Commentary by Gregory Hood 45 Comments
Anything goes when you attack white people.
https://www.amren.com/commentary/2018/09/how-twitter-promotes-verified-hate/

Away, away: Alabama high school won’t play ‘Dixie’ any more
By JAY REEVES Aug. 31, 2018
https://apnews.com/c7a06ca72aec4a39b8ce4d015c0067a6

Confederate monument vandalized in Sylvania
http://www.savannahnow.com/business/20180831/confederate-monument-vandalized-in-sylvania

ISLAM IN EUROPE

Germany: Anti-Immigration Party Surges in Popularity
by Soeren Kern, September 8, 2018 at 5:00 am
The murder of a German citizen by two failed asylum seekers in Chemnitz, and the attempted cover-up by German police, has contributed to a surge in support for the anti-immigration party Alternative for Germany (AfD), which, according to a new poll, has overtaken the Social Democratic Party (SDP) to become the second-strongest political force in Germany.
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/12973/germany-anti-immigration-party

17 min 8 sec

The End of South Africa, Prepare Yourself | Stefan Molyneux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzq8T9JE384

Restore the USA
http://restoretheusa.net/

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UPA Report 3.15.15 Armed Patriots Stand Against Feds & great song, don’t miss this 1.

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Founded December 2001 in response to 911

 

UPA Report

Sunday March 15, 2015

 

We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.

Abraham Lincoln

 

“We don’t need everyone to agree with us. We need everyone who agrees with us to Unite”

“Let’s get to Work”

Judy Stines (@jstines3), 3/8/15

 

Armed Patriots Stand Against Feds!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHEKExxch_g&feature=youtu.be

 

Great song    Don’t miss this one.

 

When you’re Holding a Hammer (Everything Looks Like a Nail)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfH46DTAkxo

 

ATF waves white flag, kills AR-15 bullet ban in big win for NRA

Under intense pressure from majorities in the House and Senate, the National Rifle Association’s huge membership, the Obama administration has abruptly changed course and is rescinding its push to ban popular and cheap ammo used by AR-15 owners.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/atf-waves-white-flag-kills-ar-15-bullet-ban-in-big-win-for-nra/article/2561312

 

Excellent video presentation – must watch

All Federal Gun Laws Are Unconstitutional

Freedom Outpost’s Constitutional scholar Publius Huldah recently explained why Federal gun laws are unlawful. She noted that the first gun control measures put in place in theUnited States did not take place until 1927, when Congress banned the mailing of certain weapons. We went from 1776 to 1927, 150 years after our founding, when Congress decided,

 “We better start disarming the American people.”

http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/03/all-federal-gun-laws-are-unconstitutional/

 

US Embassy in Saudi Arabia halts operations amid “heightened security concerns”

MARCH 14, 2015 9:00 PM BY ROBERT SPENCER

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2015/03/us-embassy-in-saudi-arabia-halts-operations-amid-heightened-security-concerns?

 

Understanding US negotiations with Iran

Editorial cartoon: Engaging with dangerous lunatics

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/editorial-cartoon-engaging-with-dangerous-lunatics/article/2561509

 

Obama in Contempt of Court? Texas Judge Orders New Hearing for Violation of Amnesty Injunction

A stunning judicial move has exposed Barack Obama’s possible concealment of unlawful actions from a federal judge.

 TheTexas court that blocked Obama’s executive action on immigration has ordered the Justice Department to answer allegations the government misled him about part of the plan.

http://toprightnews.com/?p=8613

 

Vitter Seeks to Attach Amendment Ending Birthright Citizenship to Anti-Trafficking Bill

Caroline May, Breitbart, March 10, 2015

Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) has introduced a measure that would end birthright citizenship as an amendment to the Justice for Victims of Trafficking Act, a bipartisan bill currently under consideration in the Senate.

“This practice comes down to a fundamental misunderstanding of the 14th Amendment, and we can stop the massive problem with some simple clarification,” he added.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/10/vitter-seeks-to-attach-amendment-ending-birthright-citizenship-to-anti-trafficking-bill/

 

Birthright Citizenship: The New Immigration Scam

Advice to candidates: maybe it’s time for some new policy ideas, like demanding an end to our so-called “birthright citizenship.”Among developed nations, only theU.S. andCanada still offer automatic citizenship to children born on their soil. Not a single European country follows the practice. We take this right for granted, but the evidence is that this entitlement encourages a booming birth tourism business (which undermines our immigration objectives) and virtually guarantees that the number of people in the country illegally will continue to grow.

http://www.durfee.us/wordpress/birthright-citizenship-the-new-immigration-scam/

 

Over 110,000 Iraqis have entered the US since the end of the Bush Administration

https://refugeeresettlementwatch.wordpress.com/2015/02/04/over-110000-iraqis-have-entered-the-us-since-the-end-of-the-bush-administration/

 

Social Security Admin. Expects Beneficiaries of Obama’s Amnesty Will Be Covered Starting Later This Year

Amnestied Illegals May Receive Social Security As Early As 2017

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/415109/amnestied-illegals-may-receive-social-security-early-2017-ryan-lovelace

 

A Quarter of Young Adults Now Use a Language Other Than English at Home

See the cities where most Millennials speak two languages

More than half of young adults inLos Angelescan fluently speak a language other than English, despite the fact that the city’s percentage of foreign born residents is decreasing.

Fifty-seven per cent of those aged 18 to 34, in LA spoke a language other than English at home, beating outMiamiwhich had 55 per cent andSan Josewith 54 per cent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2993226/More-half-Millennials-Los-Angeles-thought-bilingual-quarter-young-adults-use-language-English-home.html

 

All Federal Gun Laws Are Unconstitutional

http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/03/all-federal-gun-laws-are-unconstitutional/

 

2 States Pass Bills that Block Federal Gun Control Following Obama’s Unconstitutional Threats of Executive Orders

http://freedomoutpost.com/2015/03/two-states-pass-bills-that-block-federal-gun-control-following-obamas-unconstitutional-threats-of-executive-orders/

 

The 2nd Amendment Is Your Concealed Carry Permit – West Virginia Senate Votes To Eliminate Permit Requirements

West Virginiais set to become the sixth state to eliminate the requirement of a concealed carry permit for firearms. On Friday the State Senate voted 31-3 in favor of legislation which recognizes the Second Amendment as being all the permit one needs to have in the state.

West Virginiajoins five other states,Alaska,Arizona,Arkansas,VermontandWyoming, which already have passed similar legislation.

http://universalfreepress.com/the-2nd-amendment-is-your-concealed-carry-permit-west-virginia-senate-votes-to-eliminate-permit-requirements/#

 

FL – House panel approves bill allowing armed teachers

 03/11/2015, HERALD/TIMES TALLAHASSEE BUREAU

The proposal (HB 19) would let schools superintendents designate employees or volunteers to carry concealed weapons on school property.

Any designated individuals would have to have served in the military or law enforcement, and undergo special training from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.

They would also need to hold concealed weapons permits.

State Rep. Greg Steube, R-Sarasota, says the measure would keep students and teachers safe in a school shooting.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article13452050.html

 

Trey Gowdy says “There are Gaps of Months and Months” in Hillary Clinton’s Emails!

http://eaglerising.com/15996/trey-gowdy-says-there-are-gaps-of-months-and-months-in-hillary-clintons-emails/

 

Chicago black hole people are disappearing.

Chicago “Black Site” Suggests America Has Passed the Point of No Return

Posted by Marilyn Calkins on March 8, 2015 at 4:40pm in Domestic Terrorism

http://teapartyorg.ning.com/forum/topic/show?id=4301673%3ATopic%3A3564197&xgs=1&xg_source=msg_share_topic

 

An Inquiry Into Islam: Alexis de Tocqueville on Islam

Even those that came before us know the danger of islam

Here is Alexis de Tocqueville on Islam:

“I studied the Quran a great deal. I came away from that study with the conviction that by and large there have been few religions in the world as deadly to men as that of Muhammad. As far as I can see, it is the principal cause of the decadence so visible today in the Muslim world and, though less absurd than the polytheism of old, its social and political tendencies are in my opinion more to be feared, and I therefore regard it as a form of decadence rather than a form of progress in relation to paganism itself.”

http://www.durfee.us/wordpress/an-inquiry-into-islam-alexis-de-tocqueville-on-islam/#comment-28

 

More

Just don’t call him Mad Dog

Influential Marine general prepares to retire after four decades in uniform

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2013/jan/19/mattisretiring/4/

 

ICE nabs undocumented convicted criminals in Arizona

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/immigration/2015/03/09/ice-arrested-convicted-criminals-arizona-custody-saldana/24662105/

 

Ferguson: The Big Picture

Why Brown’s body was in the street so long.

Paul Kersey explains whatFergusonmeans for whites.

http://www.amren.com/news/2015/03/ferguson-the-big-picture/

 

Video ‘shows University of Oklahoma fraternity’s racist chant’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f8lr3B628c

 

No, it’s not constitutional for the University of Oklahoma to expel students for racist speech [UPDATED in light of the students’ expulsion]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/03/10/no-a-public-university-may-not-expel-students-for-racist-speech/

 

INFORMATION FOR ACTIVIST

 

Refugee Resettlement Watch

 

Ten things your town needs to know when (if!) “welcoming” refugees for the first time

Posted by Ann Corcoran on March 11, 2015

https://refugeeresettlementwatch.wordpress.com/2015/03/11/ten-things-your-town-needs-to-know-when-if-welcoming-refugees-for-the-first-time/

 

FAIR

 

Why Do Illegal Workers Have Valid SSNs?

http://immigrationreform.com/2015/03/12/why-do-illegal-workers-have-valid-ssns/

 

See all FAIR Immigration news

http://immigrationreform.com/

 

NumbersUSA


UPDATE: 5TH CIRCUIT COURT DECLINES OBAMA REQUEST FOR FAST RULING ON INJUNCTION

Fri, MAR 13th 2015

The 5th Circuit Court of Appeals today denied the Obama Administration’s request for an expedited ruling on Judge Andrew Hanen’s injunction blocking President Obama’s executive amnesties.

Justice Department attorneys asked the court to rule within seven days but the court allowed the normal 10-day period for states to respond to the Administration’s request. Politico reports this could be an early sign that the 5th Circuit may not want to overturn Judge Hanen’s injunction quickly.

https://www.numbersusa.com/news/obama-appeals-judge%E2%80%99s-executive-amnesty-injunction-5th-circuit-court

 

See all NumbersUSA News

https://www.numbersusa.com/news?f%5B0%5D=field_sub_type%3A2056

 

Judicial Watch

Weekly update from the desk of Tom Fitton.

 

JW Exposes Clinton Misconduct in Court

Plus –

Clinton Email Scandal Breaking News

   Judicial Watch Forces Obama Administration to Admit To Misconduct in Email Scandal

      Obama’s Hawaii Blow-Out

https://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/weekly-updates/jw-exposes-clinton-misconduct-in-court/  


Why Jihad Watch?

Why Jihad Watch? Because non-Muslims in the West, as well as in India, China, Russia, and the world over, are facing a concerted effort by Islamic jihadists, the motives and goals of whom are largely ignored by the Western media, to destroy their societies and impose Islamic law upon them — and to commit violence to that end even while their overall goal remains out of reach. That effort goes under the general rubric of jihad.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/why-jihad-watch

 

Free Clint Lorance

https://www.facebook.com/freeclintlorance


Survival….Prepping

 

New

Prepping: 10 simple ideas on how to start

January 22, 2013 by graywolf

Former US Army Chief Warrant Officer, Counter-Intelligence Special Agent and Combat Veteran. I grew up in the woods and spent a lifetime in various environments from deserts to jungles to politically-sensitive urban environments.

http://graywolfsurvival.com/1779/prepping-10-simple-ideas-start/

 

 

Action

Call your representatives in Congress and tell them to stop the Refugee Resettlement program for Muslims

Find and contact your Senator and House Representative
http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

http://www.house.gov/representatives/

 

Government Agencies and Elected Officials

Find contact information for federal, state, local, or tribal governments and elected officials.

http://www.usa.gov/Agencies.shtml


This will run every week.

Special Report
This report prints out to 12 pages but worthwhile reading.

The Posse Comitatus Act does not prohibit US Military on our borders.

US Military is allowed as authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress 

https://www.unitedpatriotsofamerica.com/?p=772


Fighting tyranny in America 2014

 

 Repeating

We Are Entering An Era Of Shattered Illusions

Our mission as an opposing force to globalism is to come to terms with our own illusions and to erase them, to stop compromising and to stop waiting for the final shoe to drop and to take positive action now rather than after the endgame develops.

 

This means preparation and organization for the worst-case scenarios.

 

 This means making one’s family, neighborhood and community as self-reliant and secure as possible.

 

The excuses have to stop.

 

The distractions and intellectualized silver bullet solutions have to stop. Hard work and risk are all that are left, all that matters. If we do this, and if we do this now, then victory is possible.

 

 In any contest of strength and will, he who knows himself best, he who sheds all illusion, will be the winner.

http://oathkeepers.org/oktester/we-are-entering-an-era-of-shattered-illusions/

 

Nonviolent resistance (NVR or nonviolent action) is the practice of achieving goals through symbolic protests, civil disobedience, economic or political noncooperation, or other methods, without using violence.

 

24/7 boycott of corporations.

They take our money and give it to the political elites to trash our Constitutional Republic.

Fight back. Don’t spend your money with them.

 

Rules of Engagement – Get SASSY

Save America – Shop Smart Y’all

 

The tyranny emanating from the political, corporate and media world survives because we fund them by doing business with them.

 

We are actually financing our own national suicide by spending our money every day with them.

 

Do not spend money with your political enemies.

Avoid corporations, seek out small local businesses

Avoid mainstream media seek out alternative media.

Do business with like minded patriots.

Save America – Shop Smart Y’all (SASSY)


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can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will
not refuse to do the something that I can do. What I can do,
I should do. And what I should do, by the grace of God,
I will do.” ~ Edward Everett Hale

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Maybe this is the best political cartoon ever.

October 17, 2014 by  
Filed under Constitution, Political Humor

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 Maybe this is he best Political cartoon ever.

I keep thinking we should include something in the Constitution in case the people elect a fucking moron.